Monday, January 14, 2008

Man vs Wild

Bear Grylls is the man in Man vs. Wild. I watched this episode not long ago that was a series of clips of him eating different things. The episode was called "Bear Eats".




  • Palm Weevil Grubs 1:00
  • Crucifix Spider 2:00
  • Long Horn Beetle 3:00
  • Sand Beetle 4:40
  • Camel Spider 5:25
  • (Dead) sheep eyeball (boiled in thermal pool) 6:45




  • Freshwater trout
  • Land Crab 2:30
  • Water Snake 3:30
  • Urine drinking 4:15
  • Fluid from Elephant dung 5:30
  • Everglades swamp water 6:00
  • (Unspecified) lizard 7:45
  • Everglades tree frog 8:20




  • Sand Fish
  • Fat tail scorpion 1:55
  • (Dead) Zebra 3:15
  • Goat testicles 4:50
  • (Dead) Camel fat 5:35





  • Termites
  • Snails 0:30
  • Grasshopper 1:15
  • Cooter turtle 3:15
  • Piranha 5:00
  • Horned Viper Snake 7:20






  • Fluid from camel stomach
  • Palm tree dates 2:45
  • Sugar pine cone nuts 4:00
  • Eskimo Potato 5:00
  • Berries 6:00



Skins a deer carcase and sleeps in it.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Sopranos Series Finale

This is what the end looks like.
I know it just looks like a black empty screen and it is. That's how it ends. The screen just goes black in the middle of a scene where Tony, Carmela, and Anthony Jr. are eating onion rings at a restaurant. The last scene is the topic of much debate as I found once I was finally free to venture out on the Internet without fear of reading or seeing something I didn't want to know prior to seeing it myself.

I'd have to say at first I was bit disappointed but after some thought and after watching it again a few times I've decided I'm fine with it. It's ambiguous what happens to Tony in the end. I went back and forth in my mind for days after I saw it and I read all sorts of things on the web. I think I've decided that Tony is definitely dead. That was my first reaction and I think it's correct. Here's a brief recap of the final scene as I see it.

Tony picks out "Don't Stop Believing" from the Jukebox on the table. This plays quite loudly throughout the entire final scene. I'll never be able to hear this song again without thinking of this scene. The song itself I think means nothing.

Suspicious looking guy in members only jacket walks into the restaurant ahead of Anthony Jr. and sits down at the counter. There are many cut shots over to other people in the restaurant as Tony converses with Carmela and then later Anthony when he arrives. Meadow is outside struggling to parallel park.Shots of other people in the restaurant continue but the most suspicious looking guy other than the trucker is this guy in the jacket at the counter who looks over at Tony's table a couple of times. I think this is the guy. The only reason I could think of that he wouldn't be the guy is that when he arrives at the restaurant he walks in before Anthony Jr. and not behind him. Maybe that's nothing but it seems unnatural to me if he's there to do what I think he did.
Members only jacket guy walks to the restroom just off to Tony's right.

Meadow finally gets parked and the shot below is the 2nd to last thing we see before the screen goes blank and everything goes silent. This I think is key. This shot is looking at Tony's table from the short hall to the restroom where members only jacket guy would be coming from.
After this shot you see Tony glance up to see (presumably) Meadow coming in the restaurant door, then suddenly NOTHING! Completely black screen and total silence.

I think what we witnessed was Tony's death. What we did was experience it as the final scene. The members only jacket guy shot him in the head. I don't suspect if you were shot in the head you'd hear it. You'd be dead instantly and it would be sudden.

Huh?

Reminds me of Stuart Little or that book The Mouse and the Motorcyle that I read when I was little. Only this is a frog and not a mouse. The caption says this:
Oui the frog sits on a miniature motorcycle in the eastern beach town of Pattaya January 10, 2008. Oui's owner says Oui loves playing with human toys and posing for photographs.REUTERS/Sukree Sukplang (THAILAND)

Netflix

I joined Netflix last November. So far I like it a lot. I've been through a ton of movies in a real short time. I get about one DVD per week now. It's super easy. I just set up online in my Netflix account a list of DVDs I want to see, they mail the top one on my list to me, and I mail it back in the postpaid envelope whenever I want the next one. Blockbuster will probably never see me again. Sweet! I should have done this a long time ago
This is what I've seen since last November in chronological order.
  • Sopranos Season Six: Part 2 (Discs 1-4)
  • The Prestige
  • Blood Diamond
  • The Illusionist
  • True Romance
  • Gangs of New York
  • The Bourne Ultimatum
  • Stranger Than Fiction
  • Fantastic 4

Fantastic 4 was pretty bad. I expected it to be. Ever since I signed on to this, even though my credit card gets charged every month it sort of feels like it's free somehow. I feel more liberty to rent some items that I never would have considered before. Some throw-aways. Best on my list above is probably Blood Diamond. I had to start with the Sopranos when Ifirst joined since the series ended and I haven't purchased the DVD set yet.

Monday, January 07, 2008

I'm Omnivorous





This Hamnation is from 6 months ago or so maybe. I haven't had any venison in a long time but I used to eat it all the time when I was growing up.

Saturday, January 05, 2008

Chelsea


This photo of Chelsea is begging for a caption but I'm just not thinking of one at the moment. The Clintons seem to be out of favor with the press lately. Posting these unflattering photos on my blog is really a terrible thing to do. I don't agree with the Clintons politically but that shouldn't give me any reason to go doing this. Except that it's fun. Just to be fair I tried to find some photos of the Bush twins. I can't find anything terrible. It's not really very easy to find many photos of them at all for some reason. I think I like Barbara. In fact I think I'm going to start a list of dream dates.

  1. Mary Katherine Ham
  2. Barbara Bush
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